If it's a dude then meet him in the archeology section to look at some bones.
Ugh a girl? Tell her you'd prefer to take Marco the temporary book-bin boy behind the stacks and show him the Dewey Decimal system in all its glory.
If the strawberries are fresh than go for it. If frozen pass.What do you say to a 27 y/o librarian that is trying to seduce you with strawberries and chocolate fondue?
"Yes" sounds about right.
"add a sports car and you have your self a deal."What do you say to a 27 y/o librarian that is trying to seduce you with strawberries and chocolate fondue?
Sure why not. Ohh, yea sex in a library. Kinky...
i love strawberry/chocolate fondue%26lt;3
i say "yummy!" and "thanks!"
i hope she looks like my favorite crush - who is the "naughty librarian type"
Errr.....never had that problem....tell her you're gay? Or set her eyes on someone else?
Tell her you're not interested. Just leave it at that.
Take her up on it as soon as possible.You might have a hard time finding someone else to offer you strawberries %26amp; chocolate fondue along with the good stuff.
Well Kyle, I guess that depends on a couple of things. If you're 18 or older then you might partake if you're interested. If your not yet, then since you are asking, I'd suggest passing for now (but enjoy the admiration you seem to have sparked).
For me, I would go with her as long as she is only using strawberries and chocolate fondue, mmmmmm, mmmmmm. If she uses anything else, well I wouldn't jump in bed with her until either I marry her, or get to know her much better than that, but I'd appreciate her for the chocolate strawberries, mmmmm.
Damn...you ruined my whole fantasy as soon as you said the librarian was a female... Damn! I was all ready to say...where and when (provided the librarian was my partner).
aahhhh....Sam never fails!!! Obviously he's best answer! I will answer anyway though....tell her there is a 33 year old American counting the days until you turn 18....and will smack her senseless until she bleeds if she persists!!!
haha ooh Sam..
If you are even remotely curious about women (and I suspect form this scenario that you are) then go for it. Twenty seven year old women are perfect for guys your age. Which I gather is about ten years younger than the librarian. Wait. I thought 17 was legal for men. Anyway, wait until you are legal. If only for her sake.
"Thank you for the strawberries and chocolate.
I'm not interested in you, but would you like a stawberry?Hands off the chocolate."
What would I say? Well, since it's a she, I'd have to say "thanks, but no thanks. Trying to stay on track with the diet, you know."
If it was a HE, then I'd say "What? No whipped cream?" ;-)
And THAT would only be if I were single, which I'm not.
I myself would say nothing since noone can stand in your shadow.
Your strawberries are beautiful, but I'd really like to see your brothers!
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